Mar 20

  • Good: The EPA has decided to bless the (of course it has to have the word “security” in it, betcha that was Warner’s idea), saying that it would allow for “robust” economic growth while still reducing global warming pollution.

  • Good: Apparently fuel costs have finally risen to the point where corporate big shots will think of adding a kite to their cargo ships, and a prototype just . Nice!

  • Bad: Just because it says “organic” doesn’t mean it doesn’t contain fun-sounding stuff like “1,4-dioxane” (which Jane B. coincidentally used to put 66 on me in a recent Scrabulous game). People don’t want “chemistry” with their “organic”, I imagine. Oy.

  • Bad: Apparently there are so few salmon hanging around the Pacific coast that the Fed is thinking of canceling the whole salmon season. Better get used to those California rolls, huh?

  • Bad: The marathon world-record holder is so concerned that the air quality in Beijing isn’t as good as those lovable Communists propagandists would have you believe that . He says he’ll still run the 10,000 meters, but it’s ok to start wondering about how this whole thing will come off. Are asthma inhalers performance-enhancing?

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(Mouth of the South on
Mar 20, 2008 9:45 AM)

Nobody commented on this, but I, for one, enjoyed the post. I hope for a day when I can get all my news from here just like that great day in 1999 when I realized I could get all my news from the Daily Show.

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